The Last Enchantment
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Tears Of The Heliades
When she says margarita she means daiquiri.
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."
He's supposed to know that.
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."
He's supposed to know that.
posted by EL PADRONE at 4:00 pm
10 Comments:
Finally, you understand women.
Eva,
I have been accused of this many, many times.
As in "M..... , you understand women perfectly well but you pretend not to
just to be annoying and it isn't funny."
This was last said to me early this year by a woman who (clearly) understands me.
I should marry her but we agreed a long time ago that we'd end up tearing each other to shreds.
She's right though.
M xx
Ahh, Merlin. The perfect man. And yet you're on the other side of the world...Life is just cruel sometimes.
:P
Ps. Don't tell MM said that.
Holly,
Welcome ; a rare visit - possibly the first one.
I wish I was the "perfect man ". I try but I fail constantly.
Life - as you say is cruel.
You can sneak over here any time. I won't say a word to MM.
M.
Not true, I visit often, I just tend to lurk and not comment. I'm shy like that.
Ok, mums the word then. :)
"I wish I was the "perfect man ". I try but I fail constantly."
Drink champagne from a woman's shoe (or boot) and love it.
Then you will be The Perfect Man.
Of course, I don't really mean that.
Shmoop,
I believe you have my address : send me a shoe (or boot).
Problem is I don't drink - have to think of something else.
Holly,
You're being very naughty you know ?
Sneaking into my blog without telling MM and him being a Law Enforcement Officer and everything?
M
Don't worry, Merlin, he only carries the taser at work.
Holly,
I bet he's got a big one.
Of course what he really needs is a Purdey, sawn-off, pump action, double barrelled shotgun.
Over here we consider tasers to be a bit "wimpy" !
Love n Stuff,
M xx
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